PEOPLE YOU CAN BLAME ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, FOR ANYTHING:
Eggy Galakto, Col. Ned Spoke, Rev. Horatio Skosh, Yammer Horseradish II,
Snorky Cohen, Brick Scorpio. Derby Q. Brittlecork, Drew Good,
Belcho T. Iggenfrapp, Constable Achilles Wobblestump, Rabbi Solomon Yox,
Brother Ignatz Float, His Elliotness Hiram Bridgelooper,
Chancellor Otis Kitegrinder, Aztec Leroy, Godzilla LaPlume,
Inspector Hamster O'Deluge,
His Obstinacy Happy "Stuart" Mc Corn, Index Jacobs,
"Turnstile" Delaware, The Refutable Corky Rosenbaum,
Chief Reclining Bear Of The Watsitooya Tribe,
Parson Neptune, Senator Epimetheus Buick,
Wigwam Q. Porkpie, His Travesty The Excoriated
Gulag Applescrapper, Hermokrates "Slugfest" Jacobs
THE ID TRILOGY
I.
I should have seen it coming...
Two days from now I'll be an outlaw
Simply because I'm a pedestrian...And
on the planet I build, only pedestrians
will occupy pedestals.
II.
Orthodox, orthopedic, orthographic...
Significant Orthos!
And I was told again to take a Haiku!
The tables fly in the face on the barroom floor--
The Able Tables Of The Gables.
III.
White Sugar Jack is back on the rack
Not hiding in the sack or walking down the track, not making a crack,
or driving a hack, or changing your name to Mack--but he still has the
knack (nothing he'd lack),
but he smoked the whole pack.
Yeah, he took that tack.
But what did he say about Pain and The Keystone Cops?
Just as long as you don't try to fix their wagon!